Aprons
Aprons have morphed from leather hide in caves to cotton and to vinyl in the last 10,000 years. They have been worn by Indigenous peoples, cobblers, leather smiths, blacksmiths, tailors, cooks, jewelers, and “homemakers” to protect clothes, eventually as fashion frocks, and then abandoned all together. Make your own apron and pretend you took a sewing class. Cut up old clothes and sew the pieces back together in your own design. No one has to see it if you don’t like it. After all, Eve wore a “fig leaf” apron in the Garden of Eden.